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When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.
Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.
When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.
Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.
Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".
It can also be used to describe intensity.
Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
OR
Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
OR
Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.
Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."
James runs to his room...
James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"
Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)
Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.
Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...