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Suburb of Salt Lake City, known primarily for its oil refineries, Utah's largest white trash Mormon population, drug manufacturing facilities, and desperate attempts to boost its self esteem. In recent years it has made a bid to merge with neighboring Bountiful in an attempt to improve its image. The air can be chewed and the water comes recycled from Salt Lake City's waste management plant. The streets are extensions of people's driveways, where people work on cars, sunbathe, and have church parties. The one good thing to be said about Woods Cross is that the people living there make no pretenses that they are above gutter level. A person can be a life-long member of the Mormon Church and a native born Utahan and still go to Woods Cross and experience culture shock.
Interviewer: Address?
Interviewee: Woods Cross, UT. W-O-O-D-S C-R-O-S-S
Interviewer: Yeah, but normal people don't live there. That means you are a whacked out Mormon or just plain whacked out.
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When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus
When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.
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Adjective used to describe a fast-approaching, terrifying lunatic, which compels you not only move out of its way but to get as far away from it as possible.
That bum with the aluminum foil earmuffs is cross-the-street crazy.
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Getting a full beer and chugging in with your friends that may be miles away, while on the phone.
Guy 1 in California calls Guy 2 in Philadelphia:
"Hey Buddy, I miss you guys. I have a full beer time for a Cross Country Chug."
Guy 2: "Hey everyone, Guy 2's on the phone Cross Country Chug"
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I totally wen tto the grave yard, dug up this chick and had cross bonination with her!
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Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them “closer to god”, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as “different”. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isn’t in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a “godly” mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that aren’t wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that don’t know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings
Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School
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Had sex with.
Man, I just crossed the Mexican border with her.
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