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When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
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Chuck Brown and Brian Tegeder's beer pong team in Oceanside California.
The Low Key Martins aint nothin to fuck with!
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Someone who catches you off guard with extremely racists comments, that you would never expect them to say. They are usually the nicest people you know, and parade around as sane members of society. The most unfortunate part, they don't even know it.
Dude 1: " Did you hear what that newscaster just said about all of the emigrants entering the country"?
Dude 2: " Yeah man, it was really uncalled for. He must be a low-key racist."
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Someone you see who has a lot expensive materials but you don't know their name or occupation but it is obvious that this person has money.
MAN 1: Who is that dude that is always driving that Bentley?
Man 2: I dont know. He's "low key stunting". I dont know his name but i know he got money.
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A child who is forced to return home to an empty house after school because women fought for suffrage and rights so they could get jobs and leave their children unsupervised and to their own devises while they convinced the world they didn’t belong in the kitchen.
"Hey! Want to go home and play with my dad's guns? Mom started working so my parents are never home after school!" Thus the life of a latch-key kid and the increase in accidents due to lack of supervision.
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origin: tehmick's ass
definition: A loser's expression on the finheaven forums that reflects his low intelligence level.
"Pita pa key" is a stupid moronic expression.
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What bitches say when they're trying to sound smart and overwhelmed.
My final in biology is causing me so much low key stress. By the way I'm a slut.
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