Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.

Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.

Lastee

A talented musician, Which always sings hit songs

His lyrics are always on point, He is a Lastee

He has nice lyrics, he’s such a Lastee

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

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remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

Hmm? Did you really type this? Did you see the tiktok trend? Where you remove the first letter and the last letter of your name? SMH

Person: Have you ever removed the first letter and the last letter out of you name than write it in urban dictionary?
Me: no-
Me: searches remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

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Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

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