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Lily Allen

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.

Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.

by Wendy Weissman April 10, 2007

335๐Ÿ‘ 901๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pictures of Lily

Greatest rock band to ever come out of the Lancaster, OH area circa 1997-1998. Played mostly original music from their first and only LP Looking at the Trees released on Potato Records and recorded in the Panel Basement Studios. They also coverd such classic rock songs as Sunshine of You Love by Cream and Glycerine by Bush.

Pictures of Lily really rocked out Johnapallooza man!" and "Did you hear Pictures of Lily rock out the Sound Exchange? It was incredible!

by InvertingThePowers April 1, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lily Pad

The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.

by radius.7 March 24, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dew on the lily

When a man deposits his load on a woman's tramp stamp (must be of floral theme).

A girl asked me to give her a back rub, but she had dew on the lily, so I refused.

by Dr. Infant June 1, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lili Mac

A very rare name describing someone who is gorgeous, random, angelic, and amazing. Someone who will permanently embrace you with her amazing beauty. She has a great sense of humor and is absolutely adorable to be around.
The other day I saw Lili Mac and she always seems to surprise me with those innocent puppy eyes.

She is the apple of my eye, the sweet cherry in my cherry pie.. She's someone who will always have a place in my heart.

From the moment I laid eyes on Lili Mac, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive and that heaven has been brought to me.

Steven: Damn, that girl is definitely a Lili Mac!
Bobby: You sure? I could've sworn I mistakened her as an angel.
Steven: You idiot, she is one!

by Beautiful Lullaby August 27, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


lily pads

I love you.

Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok

by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


lily-mai

A bitch

Lily-mai is a dick

by Liklikliker January 18, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž