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The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
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The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
I hope I do well on my report card so my Dad will Ohio log ride with me and my sister.
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those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."
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when havin anal sex you pull out pour some Vodka or Sminof on your fireman. Then get her to suck it off then resume anal sex.
John: "Hey man, wanna take shots.? You got plenty of Vodka"
Philip: "Naw man, me and my girl are gonna try that Russian Log Flume".
the act of smoking weed while taking a dump
brb dude, gotta do a log n fog
When you get so angry you poop?
You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!
when a man says "I'm gonna shove a log up your ass" and you spend months- maybe a year and a half with that man leading up to FULL LOG PENETRATION.
Yeah we are gonna go for the big full log penetration!