Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny
Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate
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April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!
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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"
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Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
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A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!
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The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".
"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)
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Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?
skyla- whats tomorrow?
jimmy- national masturbation day!
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Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."
The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes
The MF Corperation
Slogan
"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"
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