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A Pro Sports mentality is when you don't want to work more than two hours a day and six months a year and make $50 million a year.
Those who are incapable of attaining that level of mentality are also known as Meth Dealer mentality, which is sometimes what a Pro Sports Mentality becomes when they finally realize they got no game.
Jackson was under the impression that he was not going to take the $65,000 a year job, cause he got Pro Sports Mentality and would rather wait around for the big gig.
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When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
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state of euphoria created mainly by alcohol but influenced directly by people,drugs,and lack of thought.
whats goin on tonight?
i heard there was a big shiny barrel hypnotizing our friends
sweeet
keg party mentality
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My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human
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A popular sentence from Day6's Yoon Dowoon, said after he defeated Jae in a game.
Can be used for fitting situations.
"Oh my god, I can't believe this is real! What the fuckkfkkfkrkldld"
"Yeah, I broke him mental."
When you say some gay ass shit
"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"
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A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
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