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A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
Mike Rose is a confident, cool guy. Very attractive, and turns head's everywhere he goes. Enjoys talking with people and making new friends, in fact he will talk your ear off if you let him. Very focused, and determined to accomplish any goal he sets his mind to. Very funny, dark minded and has a unique laugh.
Dammmnnn, did you see that Mike Rose? Sexy af!
Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up
Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens
1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"
"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza
"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"
The crossover no-one asked for.
person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover