fuck monkey

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.

You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.

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stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

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Steel Monkey

(Noun) A man of epic proportions who, by possessing such traits of masculinity, strength, raw sexuality, intelligence, and charm, has been labeled by much of the feminine world as God Almighty’s gift of the ages. He, who with a single look, can either terrify the world’s most courageous man, or melt the heart of any beautiful woman.

I saw Steel Monkey kill that terrorist with one hand while simultaneously winning the hearts of 19 women. I heard that Chuck Norris is his bastard son.

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Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

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crotch monkey

A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.

Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.

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Barrel of Monkeys

A great time.

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.

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sand monkey

a racial slur and derogatory general word for Arabs, Muslims, and terrorists

Teacher: Okay, children we have a new student from Afghanistan
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!

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