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The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.
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when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.
can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.
Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."
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a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size
dude, that guy is such a monster chode
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The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.
Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!
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The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.
Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."
Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"
Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."
The next week...
Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"
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1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade
1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.
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The Green Monster is the famous/infamous wall in left field of Fenway Park, home of MLB team the Boston Red Sox (why they still can't spell SOCKS right after almost 100 year now is beyond me).
The Green Monster is appropriately named at 37 feet or 11 meters high with its coat of green paint. The wall can be a make-or-break for entire games and even seasons due to the funny way balls bounce off of it and how left fielders play the bounce. Sox left fielders from Carl Yastrzemski to present-day player Manny Ramirez have learned how to play balls off the Monster and have therefore converted some amazing plays.
The view from the seats on top of the Green Monster was amazing but the best part of all was all the balls that were hit up there during batting practice, by the end of it there's about a ball per person up there.
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