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a fluffless muffin is a sweet juicy shaved pussy, just right for eating with no bristles whatsoever, it can also be jelly donuted or jam donuted depending on your preference.
they also are great for making a Portuguese breakfast in.
paula just shaved her pussy fluffless muffin and now its really juicy and im going to eat it for a while.
then whip up a quick Portuguese breakfast by romantically jack hammering her
A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.
Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin
Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.
She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.
—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.
person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."
the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty
guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps