It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.
A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.
“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**
When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.
Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.
Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.
My A-1 since day 1.