Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

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real original

Sarcasm. When a person says or does something unoriginal.

When someone starts fake poppin' and lockin' on the dancefloor cause they can't really dance, "Look at this guy, REAL ORIGINAL."

When a person makes ANYTHING they found on pinterest and shows it to you, "Oh look at that, reeeaaalll original babe."

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Real Man

A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.

Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man

Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.

Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.

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crossbones real

One of the nicest people on the planet. He’s a very supportive and amazing friend. He’s funny, relatable, and just a good person in general. He respects all your opinions and is just an amazing person.

Crossbones real is the most supportive person on the planet!

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for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

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REAL pheonix

A bird that some one lit on fire and when it dies they put the egg of the bird into the ashes so it is literately born again from the ashes.

look! it's a REAL pheonix

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Real Talk

n. The act of setting an argument with your girlfriend to lyrical prose. See also R. Kelly

Girl, they don't eat with us; they don't sleep with us;
What THEY eat don't make US shit!
Real talk.

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