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A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.
"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"
Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking
When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.
I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !
A half eaten pickle found in a couch.
I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.
A douche bag who is also lazy.
Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!