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faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom December 31, 2016


Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker July 31, 2013


Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 26, 2021


Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018


Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer September 2, 2017


deuce deuce

Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets

Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it

by og_gangsta_NY April 28, 2023


Deuce Tray Gangster crip

The 23 Gangster crip (23GC) (DTGC) also known as the west side deuce tray gangsta crips are an active African-american street gang located on the west side of Tustin in California on walnut ave and del amo street. 23GC wears Grey and blue rags and are known to sport Texas ranger, green bay packer hats to show their affiliation to the Gangster and Tray card.

Allies Del monte blocc gangster crips and all crips who fall under the Gangsta/Tray card
Rivals SA rollin 100 watergate crip Tustin 13 bloodal shelly street piru.

where u from? Deuce Tray gangster crip.

by Tustin crips January 27, 2024