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A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
morning wood...but it’s at night.
Samantha: *enters the room*
Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
*Telephone rings*hey chicken farm house
*Night Agent* yes sir police are on there way
chicken farm house is *code* for the Night Agent
When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression
The same as a date night without getting laid at the end.
After eating 2 lbs of chicken fingers for dinner, Harry was too tired to bang his wife, but he still masturbated in bed beside her. It was just another bate night.
A Night Fury is a species of dragon in the How to Train Your Dragon movie series. A Night Fury is a pure black dragon. They have only been recorded to have green eyes, that appear to be white in some scenes of the movies. Night Furies were thought to be untamable, until Hiccup Horrendous Haddock 111 tamed one. Night Fury’s have proven to be extremely loyal and will risk anything once you have earned their trust.
‘Night Fury! Get down!’- Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon