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Also known as R.A.P.E., Rent A Puppy Enterprise is a business created by Black Veil Brides bassist Ashley Purdy and lead vocalist Andy Biersack where puppies are available for rent to men who want to get laid. The intent is for a single man to rent a puppy and take a walk at the park or somewhere, and since ladies, in theory, are attracted to puppies, the man will then get laid later that night. Andy and Ashley have also decided that after the man is done with the puppy, the puppy is just gone.
Single guy: *Rents a puppy from Rent A Puppy Enterprise*
Cute girl: "Awwwwwe your puppy is so cute!"
Single guy: "Thanks! You wanna have sex?"
Cute girl: "How could I say no to a man with a cute puppy?"
*Puppy disappears*
(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.
“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”
A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.
Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.
As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.
Michael got into another relationship! How?
Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.
How do you know?
Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.
Don't be like Michael.
A metaphor for getting a piece of work done as quickly as possible, usually a piece of work that you don't care about very much. Often used in advertising agencies.
"Hey Brett, the deadline for that print ad is 8am Monday morning, we really need to shit that puppy out if you don't want to work the weekend."
A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.
Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.
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That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.
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A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.
andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
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