On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!
Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
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WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.
I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.