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when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.
dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.
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an ill maintained,dimly lit restroom facility
"Holy shit! I thought I walked into a rape toilet!"
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To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).
hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
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A sorority girl who shares a toilet with another sorority girl in the sorority house. Toilet buddies tend to spend Tuesday nights together watching teen pregnancy shows and talking about douchebags who treat girls wrong. Toilet buddies look out for each other, especially when one of them is hugging the toilet, or "throne of enlightenment."
Hey "Toilet Buddy", we need to talk, I have boy problems, you know fisherman, frat daddies, etc.
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A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!
"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."
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The action of throwing 1 sheet of toilet paper into the toilet, then when you pee, you direct your aim towards it, therefore it makes it look like the sheet of paper is dancing.
"I was bored so i did the Toilet Dance."
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The panic purchase of choice among millions of customers in the developed world during the coronavirus pandemic—when hoarding of the coveted item exposed the ugly side of humanity in terms of irrational fear and selfishness.
What is the world’s most number of toilet paper rolls one person had bought at one shot before the supermarkets nationwide ran out of them?
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