playing with myself

1. To procrastinate.

1. Stop playing with your self in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just playing with myself?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

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playing football

Getting spit roasted by your dad and your friends dad

I'm playing football

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Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

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play-doh

The coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except its not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hand without getting major burns. And it is multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it cant burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit

This play-doh is just like play-doh. I mean fire...wait....errr....ummm.....shit

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Childs Play

Statement or answer to a question that is easy, simple or obvious

Who is the all time leading rusher in the NFL? Emmitt Smith, childs play dude.

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Play Dough

The act of shitting in someones mouth and forcing it out of their nose.

The misses wanted to try something new. Making play dough wasn't what she had in mind.

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Play Sports

A word used when a parent or disapproving person is around to describe the act of sex.

"Dude what are you doing tonight?"

"Im Going to Play sports with my girl man!"

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