Random
Source Code
Random
What people on Urban Dictionary like to put on here instead of funny meanings for words
John: Hey have you checked out urban dictionary?
Joe: No, its gotten to political, too much politics for me :(
John: Yeah I noticed that, I wanna quit now :(
Joe: :(
John: :(
A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.
Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue
Yeah we're learning about politics in school.
Damn! the Politics nowadays suck.
Watch out for the politics over there in The Tall Grass.
stupid shit. anyone who's too into politics should not be trusted
Guy 1: Do you want to talk about politics?
Guy 2: No *walks away)
When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.
Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!
Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!
N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.
There is no better reality politics than the 2020 US presidential election.
Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."