Shark punch

When you uppercut a girl's pussy out of no where like when a shark pops out of the water.

"If you dont shut up ill shark punch you bitch!"

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Pussy Punch

To violently strike a vagina or feline.

Ima pussy punch yo cat if he dont stop makin noise.

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ass punch

The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.

Beef Wellington got the win tonight with the flying ass punch.

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fruit punch

a drank consisting of belevedere vodka and cranberry juice

I went to da club and ordered some fruit punch!

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donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

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Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

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Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

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