Day at the Races

When someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance.

Hey Tony, lets have a day at the races tonight.

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SDR Racing Team

def'n. See "SDR" for detailed description

SDR reppin yo we ride till we die,
niggas straight shootin but why bother try...

SDR Racing Team

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pennsylvania drag race

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.

"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.

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Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

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Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

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Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tuk Tuk Race

When you and your mate get hand jobs from two asian chicks at the same time and they race to finish you off.

Jimmy and I were in a hotel in bangkok and took home two birds from a night club.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.

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