Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it

hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

Reverse Uno

This blocks any kind of roast (including no u). It can be said by a person, but also brought out with a reverse uno card.

Person 1: Ur mom gae lel
Person 2: No u
Person 1: *brings out reverse uno card*
Person 2: Oh no, i'm adopted

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

Reverse boppin

ri-vurs bop-in - to purposefully send message (tweet) that will cause others to reply with a thirsty message (tweet)

You reverse boppin RT @randomtweet: I wish I had someone to cuddle with tonight

Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.

Reverse Mormon

A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.

Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.