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A seemingly homeless man who visits college dining halls during dinner time and dumps massive amounts of leafy greens from the salad bar atop his entire meal, including bowls of soup.
"We better get to the salad bar before salad man hogs all of the lettuce."
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The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.
Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!
Bob: Did you do anything about it?
Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.
Bob: "Nice"
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To make a papaya salad a girl must not have washed her vagina for several days. Pubes should then be sprinkled onto her vagina. You then add a good amount of feces onto her vagina as well. The guy then inserts his penis into her vagina to mix the ingredients together inside of her. He should make sure to ejaculate inside for flavor. When he is done, she should force the mixture out of her vagina into the guys hand. They both bite into a slice of lemon or lime and enjoy. This is best done while she is on her period.
Jason: "Why do you have that sour look on your face?"
Ben: "I just had a papaya salad with my girl..."
Nariet:"Tracy you should come over for dinner tonight."
Tracy:"Why?"
Nariet:"Jason and I are making a papaya salad and we could use an extra bowl!"
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refers oral to anal contact. Started as prision sex between men when no women where around. They used vasoline on one mans's anus while another performed oral sex pretended the man's anus was a women's vagina.
I heard you liked to toss salad while in prision.
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1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
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Dude, I have the munchies and serious cotton mouth. I've been smoking too much side salad!
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The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.
"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."
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