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When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.
"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."
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When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.
Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.
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(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...
Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.
Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....
Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...
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a bunch of crackheads trying to teach kids and adults tennis. and one thomas palsell who will become a professional tennis player. and another coach kyle who lives in coffee and flexes flexes his mercedes.
omg she works at tennis center sand point. she is on some kind of crack.
Whining for just about anything
Being dissatisfied
Overly sensitive
Fussy
Stop being a little bitch and get that sand out of your clit
It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.
Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."
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