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Ohana Surf Shop

Small surf shop in Stuart, Fl. A place committed to helping out the community. A place where strangers are treated like family. Committed to keeping a local vibee, carrying local products while still making the tourists have fun and feel welcome. www.ohanasurfshop.com

OHANA surf shop=Family of friends and strangers

by stuart FL November 17, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. β€˜Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


knocking shop mattress

An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc

See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.

by chris ord August 31, 2006

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


pet shop boy

Someone who gains sexual gratification from inserting small animals (e.g. hamsters) up their anus

The pet shop boys had used up their supply of rodents, so went looking for more

by strapping September 19, 2006

60πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.

"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"

by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


corner shop crawler

teenager who thinks it is good to hang out side a shop being a twat

yo cunny commin down shop later for a drink yo
safe yo on you

by chudds December 22, 2003

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


chop shop nails

Nails done in a low quality shop or market stool. Some/most of them are illegal and nail techs HATE them because they often leave your nails horrible and damaged because you where too cheap to pay Β£20 ($17)

She had chop shop nails! Ugh! I hate having to work on them.

by Disaster Zone May 23, 2018

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž