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when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now
A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there
The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.
Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...
The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.
Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.
When someone leaves an event (Ex: Party, Banquet, family function) without saying goodbye so you don’t have to talk to someone for another half hour as you are leaving.
Brian hit us with with the south Buffalo shuffle, son of a bitch didn’t say a word. Just disappeared.
When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***
Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"
Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.
Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*