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Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
When you travel to another country for dick
Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation
Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.
Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself
PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.