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Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan November 28, 2007


skeet n leave

Immediate evacuation of the premises upon completion of ejaculation.

I just can't believe, DJ pulled a skeet n leave!

by James Sighler May 15, 2010


Skeet Dripping Uvula

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.

Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.

by Skeetling August 27, 2012


Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

by j murff March 23, 2010


Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.

by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010


skeet mgeet the third

This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf

Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.

by SKEET MGEET SUPPORTER June 15, 2017


skinhead skeet

when you put ky all over your cock and balls and rub it all over a bald chicks head until you release your fluids all up in her dome.

i gave that chick with breast cancer a skinhead skeet last night after we did drugs and shit.

by the masked wrestler November 05, 2010