Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

skeet n leave

Immediate evacuation of the premises upon completion of ejaculation.

I just can't believe, DJ pulled a skeet n leave!

Skeet Dripping Uvula

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.

Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.

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Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

skinhead skeet

when you put ky all over your cock and balls and rub it all over a bald chicks head until you release your fluids all up in her dome.

i gave that chick with breast cancer a skinhead skeet last night after we did drugs and shit.

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Yeet and Skeet

When you're banging a thot standing up and right before you cum, throw her in the air and bust a nut at her mid air.

I'm going to give this petite chick the yeet and skeet tonight.

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Skeet n' Scoot

to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.

could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.

I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.