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commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
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When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.
Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"
Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."
Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"
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"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"
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A person who is playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. Who Brutally Overuses the smash ball, constantly gets it, Always wins with it but cannot win any other way.
My friend Robert IS a Total Smash-Whore!!!!
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Idiomatic expression; English.
Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.
2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
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Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
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You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once
Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month
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