A social-medialyte is a person who loves to be on different socoal media sites such as, MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter, and post posts, comment, like, love, dislike others posts.
Jay is a social-medialyte, and loves going from Facebook to MySpace and also all of the others to check out up to the minute posts.
1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.
2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.
1. Any politician's smile.
2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"
A Challenge Where A person socialize in real live and Abstaining from using social media for the whole month of December
Jack : did you fail social December?
Donald : yes i just used twitter an hour ago
When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded
Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included
Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.
guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"
olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say
guy: yeah i know...
olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded
A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
When all your mates are being selfish or unfair to you (i.e. jacking on you).
My mates want me to cook a meal for them, lay the table and won't even let me sit down and eat with them. I'm a victim of social bukkake.