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Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)
I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it
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Posting your own individual statement on Facebook & being arrested for it; or "Booked".
My own very hip logic called for quotation marks around "Booked" as it had been something quoted by you on Facebook.
"...I should really quit this rant before I get Face"Booked!".
"Did you hear that they got Face"Booked" for saying that?".
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After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.
The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.
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VERB: to BOOK something, such as a book or smaller book. Use the verb BOOK in the place of any other verb in a sentence to book the sentence.
Jonny booked the pencil. It was book enough to book with, then he booked it.
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A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women
She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books
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A group sex session in which multiple partners practice the "Librarian" on one another.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Do you want to join my Book Club?
Guy 2: Sure, what are you reading this week?
Guy 1: Faust.
Guy 2: Oh boy!
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