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When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids
I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.
A test of soul where one puts hand in fire if he flinches it burns if he pulls it out it is Chopped off
“Man I can’t believe Jhon got his hand burned durning the indian bravery test ”
“Shouldn’tve Flitched”
“Yeah he’s a cunt”
When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.
Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?
Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.
The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?
In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."