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The Scott Popsicle Test

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!

Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?

by Danny2242 February 14, 2021


Test-e-clad

When one's scrotum is dressed up for a special occasion.

I like Steve's test-e-clad for the wedding today. Very class, Steve, well done.

by Adam Kristopher March 5, 2012


Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot

Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.

by HailLarry3 May 10, 2019


Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.

150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.

by icicler March 27, 2012


Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017


Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 23, 2010


Black Infidelity Test

In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."

When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."

by Mr. Hoboski August 16, 2008

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