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Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...
An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...
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See: Mounties, Zamboni Technology, and Anne Murray
I'll have to fine you. It'll be $10000 Canadian, or $10 American, if you wish.
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same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!
Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.
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"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.
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When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face
Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.
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step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.
step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.
Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could
step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck
Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick
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American English but with a different name.
You speak American English
No, this is Canadian English
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