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reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.

by Sexydimma January 13, 2013


Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017


jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid April 24, 2018


Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

by FireCrotch17 May 11, 2020


Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 3, 2019


Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.

by god warrior baby November 3, 2010


Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together

"Let's go to dick church."

by Constrain December 6, 2017