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David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon February 26, 2006

390πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


David Bowie

David Bowie is probably the only musician who is also a chameleon. He has written some of the best songs ever, and continues to make great music even after the peak of his career. Bowie has collaborated on many projects with a great variety of musicians. He has not sold out after 30 years like some groups (i.e the rolling stones). Bowie has also appeared in major motion pictures (Labrynith, Zoolander).

aka God.


He's also really super sexy.

Some great songs by David Bowie are...

Rebel, Rebel
Rock 'n Roll Suicide
Quicksand
Song for Bob Dylan
Ziggy Stardust
Changes
Panic in Detroit

by the anarchist tiger July 7, 2005

219πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


David Brent

David Brent is a fictional character played very well by the one and only Ricky Gervais in the BBC sitcom The Office!

'David Brent is a friend first, boss second'

by DeathEgg666 July 30, 2008

66πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


David Cook

The winner of american idol season 7. He's pretty much amazing, the best winner they've had yet. he has such a good voice, it's like magic when he sings, and he's incredibly hot.

misguided person: david archuleta should have won american idol.

me: no way, david cook is so much better. how could you not love him after he sang 'eleanor rigby', 'the music of the night', and 'always be my baby'?

by tennisiscool July 11, 2008

269πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


David

Has a micro penis, and is a backstabbing friend. Has to be viciously attacked so that he know his place cause he is a piece of filthy trash. When he goes to prom tonight he is in for an interesting dicking down.

Get your booty over here David!!!!

by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


David

David is annoying but he is sweet.davis is a great friend.He can be funny and has a great personality.He is weird all the time.David is a great friend.He is sorta good looking but sorta not

My friend is called David and he thinks he is good looking but I tell him he is not

David is a great friend

by Nicole Mc eleney November 13, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


David

A guy that eats a guinea pig out he is especially stupid in some ways makes weird noises and is a prostitute. If you meet a David you should leave now cuz he may try to rape you.

Oh my gosh this guy is so David

by Samwise gamgy January 12, 2018

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž