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National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures
Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day
Jackie: Of course!
In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
Josh's last words after being arrested for debt, being a pedophile and being in the Shotasome GC.
Theory by Natsume_666 / Eden: NJO H EX X means no s*x, meaning he was h*rny but got arrested before he could m*sturb*t*.
''Remember Josh's last words?''
''NJO H EX X ? Yes, it was inspiring..''
Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)
He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.
The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
OMG ITS NOVEMBER 8TH ITS EX APPRECIATION DAY