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Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023


this is it.. don’t get sent now

respect the sender.. or get sent

chill out, yudas. this is it.. don’t get sent now”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022


Stay with me now

An oppenheimer reference that is used to tell the individual to keep up with him/her in an interesting topic or conversation that requires complex or deep understanding, usually in philosopical or mindbreaking revelations or wisdom

Example:
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.

by Ziraelwkwk April 27, 2024


Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo April 6, 2018


Riffricken now

You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass

Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8

by Natey8 December 22, 2017


Papers Now

The one who help in Writing & Proofreading.

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior

by Smith45 January 11, 2022


Now on

A phrase used by a math teacher. Not to be named. He is calculated to say it 3.8 times every day. He can say up to 97 now ons in one month.

Right, what should you be doing now on?
Put away whatever those are now on.

by 3cjnewlc January 31, 2019