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Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.
Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.
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A tree's last moment of revenge.
Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end
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More commonly referred to as a piece of paper, this phrase is used as a substitute to that.
Sir please may I have a slice of paper
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A really skinny hot guy. Usually black.
He's pretty... Oh no paper prince, nevermind.
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A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl
A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?
I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.