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1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
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-An overrated, mediocre, blonde singer/songwriter who sings pop, not country.
-Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is.
-People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him.
-She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs).
-At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.
I'm glad they stopped overplaying those annoying Taylor Swift songs.
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a man fucking another man in the ass through a donut.
James will your parents catch us doin THE TAYLOR TRAILOR in there bed?
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a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much
babe i want to give you a dirty taylor tonight
awww babe ilysm
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Being amazing in bed with the skills of being flexible, with exemplary oral skills and enjoying a good cuddle afterwards :)
"that girl was a right kate taylor, we did it in ever room of the house, then she made me a sandwich"
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Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"
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