camel toe kahn

israelite who needs to stop buying tight clothes

Amanda: Did you see what camel toe kahn was wearing today?
Justin Sponholz: Yes i did, and it turned me on

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Female camel bump

The awkward bump women have over their pubic bone.
Usually seen when they wear tights/leggings

WOahh Bobbi has a huge FCB " Female camel bump "

next time she should wear a longer shirt to cover that shit...

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Camel Meat/Meet

1.Camel Meet- A social gathering of Camels in the desert
2.Camel Meat- The meat of a Camel or a hygiene-less, halitosis having, patty fade, limey, Feeney fuck

Example 1. Camel Meat/meet

Bob: "hey Jim are you going to the Camel meet this a Saturday? I heard they're going to appeal some the controversial laws of of The Camel's Guide to Living."

Jim: "oh hell yeah, I'll definitely be there!"

Example 2. Camel Meat/Meet

Cole: "Ian Brown is such a camel meat!"

Kyle: "you got that right!"

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tie your camel

1. A synonym for "handle yo business."

"Man, it ain't my fault you ain't tie your camel. You don't tie your camel it's gonna run away dukes. And it might even come back & spit in your face."

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screaming camel

WARNING- FOR ACTIVE MILITARY ONLY!!

A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.

The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.

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"Off the Camel"

A phrase or statement refering to one who is in denial - Denial, being a River in Egypt (D' Nile).

Bob: I saw you copping a look at the new girl in I.T there,
Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!

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Outward Camel Toe

When a girls pants are wrinkly in the front crotch area because she has pulled her pants up very high, due to ill fitting ( too big) pants.

Dude, look at that outward camel toe

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