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Crab Smasher:
A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)
Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters
Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"
Or
" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"
Or
"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
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When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk
Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors
Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!
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One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
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an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
she had a face like a smashed crab!
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The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
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Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
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