E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

E Understanding

An Epiphany, or sudden realization induced from ingestion of the drug.

Pop a cap, you'll understand.
Example should include the word "E Understanding"

E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...

That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.

e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.

Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file

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E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..

I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.

e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.

I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.

e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.

"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."

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