A name of a girl. Usually someone who excel at everything she do and set her mind to.
Damn, she's mega alright
You must be mega, I heard only good things about you
The weirdest goofball you'll ever meet. Shocking good at the most random games but can't aim in Splatoon for the life of them. Also has an extensive knowledge of everything Plants vs. Zombies related for no reason whatsoever. A really good friend nonetheless.
"Y'know, that guy over there kinda reminds me of Mega."
"You mean the guy who's singing the lyrics to 'Zombies on Your Lawn?'"
A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
“BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”
Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”
Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”
Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
A legendary card in clash royale, known for being used almost exclusively in midladder and hated by every person who doesn't play it themselves.
"I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING MEGA KNIGHT SPAMMED AT THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! HOLY SHIT, MIDLADDER MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" -Lava and non-mega knight users
"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player
When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.
Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy
Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY