Random
Source Code
Random
A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.
He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self
To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"
She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.
The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."
Q: "Is everything alight?"
A: "Yeah, salts good."
when you are pissed off at someone...
BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries