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next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.
the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).
Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.
When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.
Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!