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place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.
When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.
When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.
Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.
when someone can do nothing but give away presents
look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa
next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).
Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.