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The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.

Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*

by Maxthecat142 August 21, 2024


Katherine Song

A person that is probably very talented and godly at violin

It's Katherine Song, the violin virtuoso

by udstuff00 February 10, 2020


The Fanum Tax Song

A song normal people sing as an exorcism to get the brainrot demons out of someone when they have no other choice.

It is said that the song makes a "brainrot overload" happen, where the brain consumes so much brainrot, it has no choice but to release every single bit of brainrot into the world, releasing the brainrot demons. However, those brainrot bits have a chance of landing into the brain of one of the people performing the exorcism, so, after the exorcism, the performers must stay at least 6 feet away from the brainrot demon victim for up to 100 days.

"We have no choice but to sing... The Fanum Tax Song."

by phineasandferbfan2025 December 9, 2024


Pick up a song

When a musical artist unreleases/takes back a song.

Pick up a song: J. Cole released 7 Minute Drill then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024


Pick up a song

When a musical artist releases a song but unreleases/takes it back.

Pick up a song: J. Cole dropped 7 Minute Drill, then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024


safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011


death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.

Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”

by Bobby Tsunami December 16, 2023